I spent the greater part of the day (and most of the night) listening to the same song on repeat. Surprisingly (not really), It was a Britney Spears song and not a song that includes the phrase I referenced in the title. I know there are plenty of songs I could have had on repeat instead, but se la vie.
Anyway, I had a great idea to make some old-timey keys that had a really specific purpose. These keys are mementos of scandalous nights in the rental rooms of olde. Scandal!