Anyone out there own a tuxedo cat? Well. Let me tell you. They have the most luxurious facial hair. I've got a short fat cat with a Hercule Poirot style 'stache, and another cat that has a Santa Claus Beard. (I'm not going to link to Santa, because I'm sure you all know that type of beard.)
This pattern got out of control when I started adding type. I'm not even sure what it means, but down with oppression of cat facial hair! Keep it alive and growing!